Boss: Why do you want a holiday?
Employee: Sir, I feel like removing your face from the eyes a few days!

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Girl: Girls are like moon.
Boy: Yes, whenever she looks, she brings storms in the house!

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Pappu: I like pizza very much.
Gappu: Why?
Pappu: Because everything rotates round and round-like my luck!

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Customer: Why this tomato so expensive?
Shopkeeper: Because now these film has become more red than heroes!

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Married man asked a single friend – how is life going on?
Answer – Just like mobile has a network, but not internet!

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Pappu: Not afraid of wife.
Gappu: O Tere… then what are you scared of ghosts?