Husband (from my wife while dying)- I had stolen your gold jewelry from the cupboard
Wife crying- no problem
Husband- I also disappeared the one lakh rupees that your brother gave you
Wife- Never mind, I forgive you
Husband- I had stolen your precious saris and gave it to my girlfriend
Wife- Never mind, I gave you poison too,
Now you die comfortably…!

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Husband (from wife on phone)- You’re very sweet…!
Wife- Thanks…!
Husband- You are exactly like a princess…!
Wife- Thank you so much… and tell me what you are doing
Husband- I was sitting empty, thought I should joke…!
Wife come waiting with a cylinder

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The husband said very fondly to his wife – I wish you were sugar,
Sometimes you speak sweet…
Wife- I wish you were ginger, swear…
Husband unconscious after hearing wife’s answer

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Wife- Why do you bring my maternal uncle in the middle in everything?
Husband- Look, when there is a malfunction in TV, someone speaks a little to TV…
Only the company people eat abuse.
Hearing the husband, the wife turned red with anger.

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Police- We are policemen open the door
Chintu- Why?
Police- We have to talk.
Chintu- How many are you guys?
Police- We are three.
Chintu- So talk among themselves, I do not have time.

Funny jokes: Chintu was very upset