Seeing a new phone in Raju’s hand…
His friend said- when did you buy this new phone?
Raju- Not new, belongs to girlfriends.
Friend- Why did you get a girlfriend’s phone?
Raju- Hey man, she used to say everyday,
Do not pick up my phone, do not pick up the phone.
Got a chance today, I brought up.

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Teacher- What are boys if girls are alien money?
Gappu- Sir is a thief!
Teacher – How is that?
Gappu- Because thieves are always eyeing foreign wealth.

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Golu- How are these rotis burnt today?
Wife- Because I am becoming beautiful nowadays.
Golu- What does you have to do with being beautiful?
Wife- Rotis are also burning after seeing my beauty.

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Doctor-Your husband needs a lot of rest,
Take these sleeping pills
Wife-When do they have to give this doctor
Doctor-This is not for them, but for you.

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Bank Manager- Cash is over tomorrow.
Ramu- But I want my money right now.
Manager- See, don’t get angry, talk peacefully.
Ramu- Okay call peace, today I will talk to him.

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