Police (from the thief)- Why did you go to steal three times in the same shop?
Thief- Sir, I had stolen it for the first time
The rest two times I went to change the dress
You know the habit of women …… .

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Girl- My life, my baby, my baby, my sweeto, my bholu,
Will you marry me? Say my child ..
The boy is surprised- Hey proposing,
Or adopting… .

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Titu- You have kept the nurse very good, he got well as soon as he put his hand
Doctor- I know… The sound of slap came out… ..

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Daroga- Why did you lit a match in the havildar’s pocket?
Tolu- Sir, Hawaldar Saheb said,
If you do not want to go to jail, then heat the pocket
I burnt matches…

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10 lakh copies of a book due to a letter being wrong
Sold in two days
Actually, this mistake was made in the title of that book
The name of the book was an idea that changes your life
And by mistake- an idea that can change your wife …… ..

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Champu-man I was fond of being a good person since childhood
Gappu- What happened then, became?
Champu- Hey where, childhood is over…

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Groom- Should I see my face while lifting the veil?
Bride- Yes, but delete it… ..

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