Judge- What is the evidence that when the accident happened, you were not driving the car fast?
Car driver- Sir, I was going to my in-laws to take my wife
Judge- Oh leave this innocent, no car can drive fast… .

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Man- Judge, I want a divorce from my wife
Judge- Why
Man- My wife did not talk to me for a year
Judge- Abe ass think once again,
Such a wife meets luck only… ..

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Boyfriend (from her girlfriend)- What did you eat last night baby?
Girlfriend- Burger, Pizza and Coke
Boyfriend- Look, this is not Facebook, tell the truth
Girlfriend- Stale bread and tinde vegetable …… .

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Why is Pappu- Why is a little time kept between engagement and marriage?
Gappu- Why?
Pappu- so that no one can say that there is no chance to avoid the accident…

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A girl’s phone fell into the toilet
Jinn appeared from the toilet
Jinn gave the girl a gold phone and said, take your phone
The girl heard the ax story
Therefore, showing honesty, he said- this gold phone is not mine
Jinn- Will Pagli cry? Wash and see it is yours ……

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Wife- Did you go to watch the film with the neighbor yesterday?
Husband- Yes, what should I do?
You know where films are made to watch with family these days?

Funny jokes: and son Pappu how