Teacher (from Monu)- Tell me what does the bull mean to kill me?
Monu- Sir, Aa bull I mean to kill my wife
Hearing Monu’s answer, Master ji’s senses flew away… ..

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A Baba went to some gathering and everyone started making fun of them
Baba said- Look, we are fakir people do not make fun of us
People laughed a lot… Suddenly they all stopped seeing, they all became blind
Everyone fell in Baba’s footsteps and apologized to him
Baba took off the shoe and hit each one and said, the light went away for years
I do not even see any generator on… ..

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Teacher took out a coin from his pocket in Science Lab and put in acid

Then asked the children whether this coin would dissolve or not
Child- Sir, will not dissolve
Teacher- Well, but how do you know?
Child- Sir, if the coin dissolves by putting it in acid,
So you ask for the coin from us, not to remove it from your pocket…

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Sonu- Lo, light gone
Monu- What if the light goes away,
Turn on the fan ..
Sonu- Lo, kar di na crazy matter,
If the fan is turned on, the candle will not be extinguished… ..

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Boy went to see girl for marriage

He thought why not talk to the girl in English?
He asked the girl- will English go?
Girl- If onion and salty are together then the native will also run… .

Funny jokes: Father son together with great difficulty