Teacher- Tell the difference between TV and news paper?
Pappu- In TV we cannot wrap bread …… .

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Teacher- Tell a story with education
Chintu- I called my girlfriend, she was sleeping
Then he called me, then I was sleeping
Education- Like Karni Bharani… ..

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In the morning, your wife woke up from sleep and said- you listen
Husband- Say, what happened?
Wife- I dream that you had brought me a diamond necklace
Husband (angry)- Okay then sleep back and wear ……

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Suresh (from boss)- Sir my wife wants to go somewhere with me for 5-6 days,
I want to leave
Boss- will not get
Suresh- Thank you sir, I knew that you will work in my trouble ……

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Girl- I like emotional boys a lot!
Boy- is she watching the pond?
Girl- Yes… why?
Boy- He is full of my tears ……

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Sister- What is the difference between married girl and married boy?
Brother-in-law- If the girl hangs, then the girl is married and hangs, then the boy is married ……

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Raju got admitted to police
He called his senior inspector and said-
Sir, a woman has shot her husband here
Inspector- Why?
Raju- Ji, her husband started walking on a wet floor
Inspector- So you arrested that woman?
Raju- No, the floor is not dry yet ……

Funny jokes: A Jat brother went to Delhi and at the railway station