A boy asked a beautiful girl,
Where do you live?
Girl replied- MG Road
Boy- you live on the road even after getting so beautiful,
Let’s go to my house …… .
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A stray boy on a deserted road,
Looking at the girl, he said- will you walk with me?
Girl- Where?
Boy- Where you say
Girl- Okay, then go to police station
Boy- Tell me, now the man cannot even joke with his sister….
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Pappu- Papa gives 10 rupees, to give to a poor person
Father- son where is a poor man
Pappu- Poor is selling ice cream in the sun outside …… .
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A man goes to the doctor to get his treatment
Doctor (from man)- Where is the pain?
Man- If you reduce fees, I tell you
Otherwise find yourself
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Beggar- Sir, earlier you used to give 50 rupees
Now you only give 10 rupees?
Man- Earlier I was single, now I am married
Beggar- Wow sir, you are doing Ash with our own money ……
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Sanju went to meet his girlfriend’s father
Girl’s father- I don’t want my daughter
He spent his whole life with a foolish person,
Sanju- Just Uncle Bus,
That’s why I have come to take him from here…
Funny jokes: a girl rejects your love