Doctor – You have to stay away from wife
Patient – then admitted me to the hospital.
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Wife – Today did you notice my makeup?
Husband – Yes, seeing so much paint, I felt that the house was being painted.
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Pappu – Papa, how should wife be?
Papa – One who speaks less and listens more.
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Wife – Give me money for shopping.
Husband – Take the card and take care of the limit.
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Husband – Your laughter is very sweet.
Wife – So make me laugh every day.
Husband – Should I show bill?