Friend – Where did you come from?
Pappu – Hey, mother said that I will give money in happiness… So I laughed.
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Teacher – Why is the lion king of the forest?
Pappu – Because he is married to a lioness!
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Wife – Listen, am I feeling fat?
Husband – No, you are like an extra data pack.
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Doctor – What do you have trouble?
Patient-Wife’s voice is heard again and again.
Doctor – This is the disease of every married man.
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Wife – Listen, remember my birthday?
Husband – Yes, how can I forget… The same day the recharge of my life was over!