Child – Papa, why do we marry?
Papa – so that no one asks you everyday “when will you get married?”

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Teacher – Son, why did the exam fail?
Pappu – Sir, there was darkness in the mind as soon as he read the question paper.
Teacher – Then?
Pappu – then slept in the same darkness!

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Wife – Let’s eat outside today.
Husband – Okay, takes out the chair in the balcony!

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Friend – How is your wife?
Pappu – is like electricity.
Friend – Meaning?
Pappu – Currents all the time.

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Doctor – What do you have trouble?
Patient – Doctor, when I speak, people do not listen.
Doctor – Next!