Wife: If I had been the most valuable thing for you on earth, what would you do?
Husband: I love him so much that he would hide from the whole world.
Wife (smiling): Wow! What else would do?
Husband: And yes, every day reminds that you are my life, whether quarrel or love!

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Husband: Listen, you know what is your one best habit?
Wife: What?
Husband: Even when you are angry, you forgive every mistake.
Wife: Because I know, you are my world without mistake.

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Wife: I was very sad today.
Husband: Why?
Wife: You did not make food of my choice.
Husband (blushing): I will make your happiness more than your choice next time.

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Husband (in joking): You know, you were very beautiful before marriage.
Wife: Yes?
Husband: Yes, and you are beautiful even after marriage, but now you have become intelligent.
Wife (laughing): And you too! Now stop singing and bring food.

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Wife: I love you every day.
Husband: I too.
Wife: But sometimes I think you don’t try to prove it.
Husband: Right, I love you secretly for you, who feel more than eyesight.

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Husband: You know, quarreling with you is the most difficult task for me.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Because in everything you have hidden love that refuses me.

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Wife: Do you remember our wedding anniversary?
Husband: Yes, and I feel it every day.
Wife: Then what did you give this year?
Husband: My promise – keep you happy every day!

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Husband: Why do you always listen to my words carefully?
Wife: Because I know that I am happy behind everything.

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Wife (smiling): You know, I feel your love even in your anger.
Husband: And I see my life in your smile.

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Husband: What do you think when you are away from me?
Wife: I think you are the most beloved of my life.
Husband: And I think my life without you is incomplete.

Funny jokes: Listen, take me to dinner