Wife (angry): You know, how much do you bother me?
Husband (smiling): And you know how much my life would be listened to without you!
Wife (a little soft): Okay, then try to love instead of harassing today.

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Husband: When you tell me “nothing”, what does it mean?
Wife: This means “Think something very big, otherwise you will regret later”.
Husband: Wow! Such a deep meaning, I just used to think that you want to be silent!

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Wife: Today I have to do something special.
Husband: What?
Wife: Leave your stubbornness and obey me.
Husband (from heart): This is the biggest special, which I do every day.

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Husband: Man, why do my wife always question my decisions?
Friend: Because she wants to make you better.
Husband: Yes, but sometimes I think he is the best ‘training’ of my life.

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Wife: You know, one of my habit is bad.
Husband: Which one?
Wife: To make you angry without reason.
Husband: Come on, I have a habit too – forgive you every time.

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Husband: When you quarrel with me, I feel pain.
Wife: Me too.
Husband: Then why don’t we try to laugh together and reduce pain?
Wife (smiling): You are right, fights in love are also sweet.

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Husband: What do you want in life?
Wife: Just your support and a little respect.
Husband: I am together, I will also respect, just sometimes show a little patience.

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Wife: I think you never listen to my words carefully.
Husband: I listen, but until you speak completely, the mind is not set.
Wife: Meaning I have to complete the matter and then you have to explain!

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Husband: How much you have changed after marriage!
Wife: right, now I see your happiness more than my happiness.
Husband: This change is the most beautiful which came in my life.

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Wife (smiling): You know, what is my greatest happiness?
Husband: Tell me!
Wife: When you understand without speaking, what I want.
Husband: Come on, then from today I become a magician!

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