Husband: Today the boss scolded me in the office, I am in a bad mood.
Wife: Still he comes home and talks to me, how cool!
Husband: Not cool, I am silent because of fear, otherwise you are going to scold me at home!

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Wife: Why do I always have this remote?
Husband: So that you feel that I control you.
Wife: Okay, but remember, I have real control over your heart!

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Husband: The budget is very tight this month.
Wife: Then stop unnecessary expenditure.
Husband: Which useless one?
Wife: That which is spent on your shirts and t-shirts, which I told you to save for the house.

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Husband: Before marriage I had said, “I will do anything for you.”
Wife: After marriage?
Husband: After marriage, “anything” does not mean “anything is possible”!

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Husband: Why do you always oppose my decisions?
Wife: Because I know you’re wrong!
Husband: Why do you still live together?
Wife: Because fighting is necessary in love, otherwise you would get bored!

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Husband: How do you find so much time watching TV?
Wife: Because I save time for your fights!

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Husband: I want to be a superhero for you.
Wife: First clean the house, come after becoming a superhero.

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Husband: Why do I check your mobile?
Wife: Because you know my phone better than me.

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Husband: I am in love with you.
Wife: Then come quickly, the food is getting cold.

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Husband: Why do you apologize to me after every fight?
Wife: Because I know, I’m always right!

Funny Jokes: Why is the food so bad today?