Husband (lovingly): The tea was very good today…
Wife (staring): Why? What mistake have you done?
Husband: No… I was just praising.
Wife: Tea has less sugar, still praised? Now tell me the real thing!
Husband (slowly): Okay listen… dropped the bike key in the neighbor’s gate…

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Husband: Earlier you used to tell me “I love you” every day, what happened now?
Wife: Now everything is going on EMI, love also comes in the first week of the month!
Husband: Okay, so the rest of the day?
Wife: I will pay for your antics for the rest of the day!

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Wife (tears in eyes): You don’t love me anymore!
Husband (nervous): Why? Now what have I done?
Wife: You have not seen any web series of my choice till date!
Husband: Oh! I thought it was something serious…
Wife: This is not serious?? You don’t care about my feelings!

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Friend: Why are you afraid of your wife all the time?
Husband: Brother, I am not afraid, I respect you.
Friend: So much respect?
Husband: Yes, after all I got only one offer for lifetime, that too without exchange return policy!

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The maid was on leave…
Husband: Hey friend! Broom, utensils, food… so much work today!
Wife: Okay! Now do you understand my value?
Husband: Yes… Now I understand that you are also made to order only!

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Husband: Mom used to say that life will become easier after marriage…
Wife: What else did mom say?
Husband: He didn’t say that “easy” meant only for mom!

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Husband: Let’s go on a date today
Wife (happy): Really? Where will you go?
Husband: Market… Vegetable market!
Wife: And I was thinking of having a candle light dinner.
Husband: Yes…if the lights go out there, we will light the candles too!

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Friend: Friend, your wife is not talking to you for 3 days, are you happy?
Husband: No brother… now I am feeling scared.
Friend: Why?
Husband: Because this silence is before the storm…

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Husband: Dear, I sent you “Good Morning”, but the reply did not come.
Wife: Now I don’t reply on WhatsApp, I reply in real life
Husband: Then why did you send the food with the recipe on WhatsApp?

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Son: Papa, why do people get married?
Father: So that someone asks about your expenses, picks you up on time, and doubts everything you say.
Son: Then why don’t people run away from marriage?
Father: Because even running away after marriage is not allowed, son…

Funny Jokes: You never say anything loving to me