Boss (angry): Ramu! The salary you get is very high according to your work.

Ramu (calmly): Master, I also think the same…
But then I remember, the boss you have become is also more than luck.

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Boss: Ramu, you are doing all the work while staying at home, you must be enjoying it, right?

Ramu: Yes boss! Now your home is my office and you are a bigger boss than the boss!

Boss (laughing): And salary?

Ramu: He is the boss – emotional motivation, two rotis and some scolding for free.

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Boss: You ask for leave every time! What is the excuse now?

Ramu: Master, today my wife shouted on the phone from her parents’ home…

Boss: Hey! She must be screaming every day!

Ramu: Yes, but today she said – “I will come home and tell you”.
So boss, I’m going to receive – out of fear!

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Boss (angry): Ramu! When I came into the house you didn’t even say ‘Hello’!

Ramu (smiling): Sir, I was thinking that you come every day…
If you come as a guest sometime, I will welcome you.

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Owner: Today something black is appearing in the lentils.

Ramu: Master, there was gas in the kitchen, there was cylinder, there were hands… but there were no spices.

Owner: So why did you prepare dal?

Ramu: Boss, like you, there was hope that something would be ‘made’ even without spices.

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Boss (boastingly): I have done MBA!

Ramu: Boss, I have also done MKA.

Owner: MKA? Which degree is this?

Ramu: “Masters in Kaamwali Assistance” – Broom, mop, utensil… everything comes.

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Ramu: Boss, you promise all the time – “Salary will increase, bonus will be given…”

Boss: So?

Ramu: Then every time you say – “The situation is not right”.
You too become a leader boss, you have talent!

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Owner: I have bought Alexa, now everything will be controlled by voice!

Ramu: Wow boss! So now “Alexa, light on”, “Alexa, fan on”…

Owner: Yes, very convenient.

Ramu: Then set me too – “Ramuksha, bring water”, “Ramuksha, make tea”!

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Boss: Ramu, you work very slowly!

Ramu: Master, I don’t work… I serve.
What is seen in service is not speed, but emotion.

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Ramu: Boss, I have been working at your place for 5 years. Haven’t taken leave till date.

Boss: Wow! So you want a reward?

Ramu: Yes boss… just do this – call me boss some day.

Boss (smiling): Okay… from today you are the “master of the house” and I am the “office servant”.

Ramu: Then you sweep today!

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