Teacher: Is one kilogram of iron heavier or one kilogram of cotton?
Pappu- Iron
Teacher: When the weight of both the objects is one kg,
So how is iron heavy?
Pappu- No sir, only iron is heavy.
Teacher: Hey donkey, both have equal weight.
Pappu- Okay sir, you throw one kilo of cotton and hit me.
And I will kill you by throwing a kilo of iron,
Then you will understand which is heavier between cotton and iron…
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Pinky- Doctor sir, my face is burning.
Doctor: Your face will have to be X-rayed.
Pinky- What happens in X-ray?
Doctor: A photo of the face is taken.
Pinky- Wait 5 minutes, let me do makeup
Doctor unconscious……
,
Doctor- This patient is dead
Then the patient said – I am alive
Why would such a big doctor lie?
,
A woman called customer care and said angrily –
Your company’s internet is not working for the last three hours,
Tell me what should I do?
Customer Care- Sister, till then do some household work……
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Pappu, who went to the wedding, took 7-8 Gulab Jamuns and gave them to everyone.
ate a little bit and kept it in the plate
Suresh standing nearby saw all this and said – ‘Is it sweet or not?’
Are you checking this?
Pappu- No-no, now these bastards will not roll and enter raita, pickle, chutney…
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Pappu (to Gappu)- What happened, why are you sad?
Gappu- Don’t ask friend, it’s been a long time
My girlfriend was saying that she would surprise me.
Pappu- What happened then?
Gappu- How did I know that she would block me……
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Teacher- Tell ABCD
Pappu-ABCDEHI
Teacher: Where is GF in this?
Pappu- Ma’am, she is not in my destiny since childhood…
Funny Jokes: When girlfriend starts misbehaving beyond limits
