Wife: Why don't you always take me shopping?
Husband: Because you have already done the shopping at my expense!
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Wife: Why don't you ever understand me?
Husband: I understand, it's just that your clouds never clear!
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Wife: Do you really love me?
Husband: Yes, because no one is more worthy of love than you!
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Wife: What will you do if I die?
Husband: First of all I will refresh all the memories after your marriage!
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Wife: Why don't you ever get angry with me?
Husband: Because getting angry reduces your smile!
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Wife: What did you think before marriage?
Husband: Women become slaves after marriage!
Wife: So what happened to you?
Husband: I was already a slave!
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Husband: What do you want from me?
Wife: My world is incomplete without you!
Husband: And when you are angry with me, then my world is complete!
Funny Jokes: Man, no one at home remembers me