Bablu – I will be a big man.
Pappu – Then why wears short clothes?
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Girlfriend – Why are you following me?
Boyfriend – because the road ahead is closed.
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Mummy – Where were it for so long?
Son – was passing time.
Mummy – Pass first, then take time pass.
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Santa – I am married.
Banta – Still smiling?
Santa – Yes, I am also crazy.
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Boyfriend – Jan, when you laugh, it seems that the angel has come.
Girlfriend – True?
Boyfriend – Yes, horror fairy!
Funny jokes: Man gets two things free after marriage