Rohan and Mohan were talking…
Rohan- My boss used to bother everyone, so last evening I secretly put a chocolate in his empty tiffin and a slip
Put it.
It was written in the slip- ‘Janu, both of you eat, do not give that crazy.’ Today the boss came to the office, the face so swollen
Was that even one eye was not able to open.

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Pappu went to the doctor…
Pappu- Doctor is a problem.
Doctor- What is the problem?
Pappu- When I talk to someone, I do not see that person.
Doctor- When does this happen?
Pappu- While talking on the phone.
Doctor- run away from here, otherwise you will not be seen on this earth.

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Son (on phone)- Mother today we turned two to three.
Mother- That son, congratulations… the boy is
Or girl?
Son- No mother, your daughter-in-law got married second.

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Brother-in-law- you are very beautiful.
Sister-in-law, what are you doing?
Brother-in-law- I am studying
Sister-in-law, what are you studying?
Brother-in-law- your future Devrani message
Sister -in -law was surprised to hear the brother -in -law…

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Two women were going to talk…
First- know, the sarpanch of his village went into a coma.
Second- Yes, sister, people can go anywhere…!

Funny jokes: There was a crowd in the market in the evening