Girl: Listen one thing, what can you do for me?

Boy: Whatever you say darling.

Girl: Can you bring the moon?

The boy went and brought something hidden and told the girl to close her eyes. And gave that thing in the hands of the girl. Then asked the girl to open her eyes.

There were tears in the girl's eyes. Because he had a mirror in his hands in which the girl's face was visible.

Girl: You consider me like the moon?

The boy said, “No, I was just explaining to you that the mouth with which you are asking for the moon, had you ever seen it in the mirror or not?”

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Kuch-Kuch Hota Hai: Love from a friend

Mohabbatein: Love with the principal's daughter

Tomorrow may or may not happen: love with neighbor's daughter

Baazigar: Love with the enemy's daughter

Pardes: Love with friend's fiancee

Dil Se: Love from Terrorist

I am here: love for teacher

Chennai Express: Love with a don's daughter

Never say goodbye: love for someone else's wife

And God has done wonders in the pair he has created.

Love from my own wife.

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A man sitting on a motorcycle asked a question to Santa in front of the cinema hall.

Man: Brother, where is the motorcycle stand?

Santa: Bhaisaab, first tell me your name?

Man: Ramesh.

Santa: What do your parents do?

Man: Why? Brother, I will be late and the movie will start.

Santa: So tell me quickly?

Man: My mother is a doctor and my father is an engineer. Now tell me?

Santa: Do you have any land or property in your name?

Man: Yes, there is a farm in my name in the village? Please brother, now tell me where is the stand?

Santa: Last question, are you educated?

Man: Yes, I am doing MBA. Now tell me quickly.

Santa: Brother, see, your family background is so good, both your parents are highly educated, you yourself are so educated but I regret that you do not know this simple thing that the stand of the motorcycle is placed below it. One big and one sided.

Funny Jokes: Hearing 1-2 affairs of daughter-in-law