Husband: Where are you going?
Wife: Shopping!
Husband: So will you take me along too?
Wife: No, your purse becomes too heavy!

*********************************************************************************************

Wife: What have you brought for me?
Husband: If I give you my soul, will you happily accept?

*********************************************************************************************

Wife: You are an example of true love!
Husband: Yes, I read it in your heart, and not from the rest of the world!

*********************************************************************************************

Husband: You are the most beautiful!
Wife: And you are the cutest!
Husband: Then what is there between us?
Wife: It's a long list!

*********************************************************************************************

Wife: Why didn't you give me a beautiful gift?
Husband: Do you want me to gift myself?

*********************************************************************************************

Wife: Why do you always look at me angry?
Husband: Because your smile lights up my world!

Funny Jokes: Sir, will you give me another chance?