Wife: How beautiful I look?
Husband: So much so that the entire neighborhood becomes silent.
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Husband: Which was the best day of my life?
Wife: Wedding day.
Husband: No, the day of going to your mother's house.
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Wife: Listen, why did you want to marry me?
Husband: So that I can also experience being sad.
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Husband: My wife always says that I have changed.
Friend: So have you really changed?
Husband: Yes, I am no longer happy.
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Wife: How am I looking?
Husband: Let me think, lie or tell the truth.
Funny Jokes: Have you ever stared at a girl?