Husband: “Do you like me?”
Wife: “Yes, just sometimes your carelessness bothers me!”

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Wife: “What will you do for me?”
Husband: “What do you want, I can't do anything without you!”

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Wife: “Why don't you ever surprise me?”
Husband: “Who can give better surprise than you, when you are in front of me!”

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Husband: “Why do you always complain?”
Wife: “Because your habits are the only one that forces me!”

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Wife: “You did something special to me?”
Husband: “I am special for you, everything else is small things!”

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Husband: “You are upset with my habits?”
Wife: “No, I am always happy with your negligence!”

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Wife: “Why don't you ever love me?”
Husband: “I love you every day, you are happy to see me!”

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Wife: “Why don't you ever understand my words?”
Husband: “I try to understand, but you speak something new every day!”

Funny jokes: my wife love me so much